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Bah, quotes need color fixing too apparently!

wall2wallpeach wrote:HaHa that could have gone seriously wrong though.....

Velocity of the skull during a double back flip, plus the force of gravity...(enter's equation in calculator).....It just came up with the letters "OUCH"

You may have to put up with me, but EVERYONE has to put up with you, and that's the issue that needs to be complained about most, and hopefully resolved. I think everyone will agree, including YOU yes YOU! The one looking at this post and thinking "Oh, I would complain about showells, but he might do terrible things to my mother". It is YOU who must post your reply for great change of our FU nation.

In a (probably futile) effort to spark some conversation on here without using the poll's (since they're unviewable at the moment), I am asking all of you, what achievements on your achievement list are you most proud of?

Here's my list so far, though I'll probably be adding some on as I get them.


Defiant
Hit the trashcan cop with the can.

"I like this one just because it made me really happy to get an award for disobeying that ass hat."


Lambda Locator
Find all lambda caches in Half-Life 2.

"Because this one was hard as shit to get"


The One Free Bullet
Beat Episode One firing exactly one bullet. Grenade, crowbar, rocket, and Gravgun kills are okay!

"Another hard as shit one"


Little Rocket Man
Send the garden gnome into space.

"Like the insane mode difficulty here"


Master of Disguise
Trick an opposing medic into healing you.

"Easier than it sounds since most people who played then were complete idiots"


Silent Assassin
A Silent Assassin rating has been awarded.

"I always like trying to get the Silent Assassin ratings all of the Hitman games."


War Hero
Complete all chapters on Professional.

"Not particularly hard, but I did it myself and got it before showells and Altitude and they were working together."


Let's Get This Party Started!
Unlock all selectable characters in Versus.

"Another one I got before Steve and Al."


Endangered Species
You collected every hidden package in the game.

"More annoying than difficult, still, I gots it!"


One Man Army
You survived a 6 star wanted level for a full 5 minutes.

"I got this one the hard way so all you people who ran into the subways can suck it!"


Untouchables
No Survivors take damage after contacting the rescue vehicle.

"I got this one before anyone knew of the cheap way to get it. I stood on that dock and fought to keep those fuckers away from me and my buddies."


Safety First
Play an entire campaign with no Survivors taking friendly fire damage.

"I was able to get this one pretty easily in single player, but everyone else felt that I should help them do it in multiplayer, not realizing of course that this was much harder, and (in my case) much more entertaining "


Shake It Baby
Tip an exotic dancer.

"Need I say more?"


NIGHTMARE
Win a Nightmare level in single player

"Not by far the hardest achievement in DOOM, but it certainly was difficult."


Deep and Hard
Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty

"I completed it on Veteran, because I'm one of the few people here who wasn't too much of a pussy to get it."


Mile High Club
Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty

"Another one that everyone in this clan was too much of a pussy to get EXCEPT me."
P.S. If you weren't a pussy and actually got this achievement please say so, so that you too can rub it in everyone else's face.

Just tried to make a new poll on this site and it showed the radio buttons for each option, but the text was un-viewable and the entire section was pure white. I'm guessing Al is the only one who can fix this, so I'll talk to him about it, but as an example I have made a sort of test poll here as an example, and to see if anyone else is having problems viewing it.

You were signed in as guest when you posted this, please identify yourself so we know who's games these are.

So, the world is freaking out about yet another possibly pandemic threat to the human race. There have been quite a few in recent years.

You all probably remember SARS, Steve probably remembers the bubonic plague if he's as old as I think he is, and then people started screaming "Bird Flew". I never understood why it was such a big deal, birds fly all the time, but I guess someone saw a bird fly for the first time ever and everyone freaked out until even the news was saying "The bird flew!".

Now, however, they're saying "Swine Flew"...do you know what this means? All the situations when I've told someone "Yeah, it'll happen, when pigs fly", all those things are going to come true now.

• John McCain will become president
  
• Liver will taste good.
  
• Emma Watson will have sex with me.
  
• Steve's heart will grow three sizes next Christmas.
  
• Al will stop smoking.
  
• Rob will get a good looking girlfriend.
  

showells37373 wrote:i have over 25gb of porn on my external harddrive and 20 700mb discs full aswell lol

We should have a new board on the forum that is completely dedicated to pictures or videos of women doing extremely naughty things. I would say porn, but I have this feeling that if it was a board dedicated to pornography that Showells would post something that would make our members stomach's churn. This board would server two purposes: A. It would frighten off all non-hardcore females, and we only accept the most hardcore of females. B. It would attract males who do not have females to weight them down, meaning they are capable of much more awesomeness. It seems to me that it's a win-win situation, and plus, it's porn, so it's like a win-win-win situation.

Yay! It worked that time.

showells37373 wrote:gah......stop calling it spam......call it random chat. anyway....i dunno,i sent them a message sayin if they were older than 16 and up for it they could come to this website

What kind of stunts would Ron Jeremy perform that would require a double?

As alphabetically as possible at this time of night.

Assassin's Creed
Beautiful Katamari
Call of Duty 4
Crackdown
Fable II
Gears of War
Grand Theft Auto IV
Guitar Hero III
Halo 3
Jetset Radio Future
Left 4 Dead
Mass Effect
Soul Calibur IV
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent
Steal Battalion
The Orange Box